Favorite this joke An author wrote a novel and sent it off to a publisher. The publisher held on to the hard copy so long, that termites got into it.
In the final analysis, the book was rejected. The story line had too many holes in it.
A disheveled man was standing on a busy city corner. With open palms toward the sky he yells out give me a sign, I just need a sign.
The manager of a pizza restaurant walks out and hands the man a sign. He says just wave it at the passing cars!
My wife keeps reminding me about some things that need repair around the house. One would think that after six months she’d know I have the list memorized.
(German Sheppard parents to their puppy named Max) Max you'll need to keep your nose to the grindstone and become a working dog if you want to have a bright future.
(Max the puppy) But my friend has kept his nose to the grindstone and he doesn’t have a job.
(Mother replies) Not really Max, your friend Arf Arf is just a Pug.
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