Splenda Daddy - a person who tries to be a Sugar Daddy, but just doesn't have enough funds for it.
I have this condition where I eat if I can't sleep...
It's called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia
Life is very short...
Literally, it's only four letters long.
What do you call a dog wearing earplugs?
It doesn't matter – it can't hear you anyway!