Bob: "Do you think change is hard?"
Ray: "I sure do! Have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Don't you mean, "to whom"?
What's the difference between an old dime and a new nickel?
Five cents.
When author John Milton got married he wrote "Paradise Lost".
After the marriage ended.... he wrote "Paradise Found".