Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles.

In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy. They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn't.

The flight attendant said, "Sorry, but we don't serve PEANUTS on this flight."

One of my friends hates exercise. To her, getting up in the morning is a moving violation.

The only exercise she get is pushing her luck, stretching the truth, and jumping to conclusions.

Although, she has been known to carry a grudge.

What has a hundred legs and lives on yogurt?

An aerobics class.

Did you hear about the vampire bike that went around biting people's arms off?

It was a vicious cycle...