Son: Dad, will you remember me in 5 years?
Dad: Yes.

Son: 1 year?
Dad: Yes.

Son: 6 months?
Dad: Yes.

Son: 1 month?
Dad: Yes

Son 1 week?
Dad: Yes.

Son: 5 days?
Dad: Yes.

Son: 5 hours?
Dad: Yes.

Son: 1 hour?
Dad: Yes.

Son: 30 minutes?
Dad: Yes.

Son: 1 minute?
Dad: Yes.

Son: 1 second?
Dad: Yes.

Son: Knock Knock
Dad: Who's there?
Son: See, you forgot me already!!!

Three houses are next to each other. A red house is on the left. A blue house is on the right. Where's the white house?

In Washington DC!

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have...

The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Patient: Doctor, I think I'm suffering from lack of memory.

Doctor: How long have you had this problem?

Patient: What problem is that?