It's so hot here where I live in Florida, that I walked to the store and bought some cookie dough ice cream, and by the time I got home it was cookies.
I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers."
So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road... and was cited for littering.
What has eight wheels but carries only one passenger?
A pair of roller skates.