How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
Hold its nose until it turns into a blue elephant and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
What do wombats have that no other animal have?
Baby wombats.
Wanna see an idiot in glass?
Take a look in the mirror.
Wanna see an idiot in plastic?
Take a look at your driver's license.