I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy...
Oh, for heavens sake, STOP LAUGHING!!!
If you need a shoulder to cry on...
Just pull off on the side of the road!
Today was a really bad day for me...
FIRST, my ex got run over by a bus.
SECOND, I lost my job as a bus driver.
I was choking on carrots and all I could think of was, "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me!"