If you are experiencing joint pain, you are probably holding the lit end.
My best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff.
He was the fastest boy at my school.
A 9 year old girl has disappeared...
She disappeared after using a revolutionary new moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.
I'm at my boss's funeral, kneeling and whispering at the coffin...
"Who's thinking outside the box now, Gary?"