My bother is a professional boxer.”
“Heavyweight?”
“No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death.”

“Hey, you!” yelled the ranger to the small child. “Can’t you read that sign?
No fishing in this river.”
“I’m not fishing,” came the perky reply. “I’m teaching my worm how to swim!”

A rookie was calling up his station on his pocket radio.

“I’m outside the Plaza Mall,” he reported. “A man has been robbed. I’ve got one of them.”

“Which one?” asked the operator.

“The one that was robbed.”

A man traveling over 125 miles per hour on the interstate was stopped by a highway patrol. “Sorry, officer,” said the driver, “was I driving too fast?
“No, sir. Our were flying too low.”