What is a social drinker?
If someone says, "I'll have a beer please," a social drinker always replies, "Social I!”
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
Iron Man is a superhero.
Iron Woman is a command.
What happened when a man ordered a double?
The barman brought out someone that looked just like him.