My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much.
A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia.
Doc: "Have you tried counting sheep?"
Boxer: "Yes, but whenever I get to 9, I stand up."
Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood...
...then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy.
I'm just trying to find a happy medium
After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.
She felt the same way.
So I turned on the air conditioner.