Past Winners

Seeing her friend Marcia wearing a new locket, Ashley asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

“Yes,” says Marcia, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”

“But Larry’s still alive?”

“I know, but his hair is gone.”

I had been in heaven as an Apprentice Angel for about three months and was enjoying my stay. The day came when I was called to visit God.

GOD: "You are about to get your wings."

ME: "Lemon pepper or barbeque?"

GOD: "Get out... just go..."

Whoever stole my anti depressants...

I hope you’re happy now!

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing.

It’s on the house.