Past Winners

A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.

"Morris," said grandma, "you've been going to that park for over 30 years, how come you get lost today?"

Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."

An English teacher asks Little Johnny: “Make an opposite of this sentence... ‘Kids in the dark usually make errors.’”

Little Johnny: “Errors in the dark usually make kids."

Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees!

Pulling guard duty in the army is dull work.

But I never realized just how dull until one night, with nothing else to do, I looked underneath my desk.

There I found these words scrawled by a predecessor: Man, you must really be bored!