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What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?

"He didn't count on this..."

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"

A friend of mine recently announced that he was going to marry a widow.

A member of the group indicated that he would not like being the second husband of a widow.

My friend replied, "I would rather be the second husband of a widow rather than the first."

The judge wanted to make sure the witness understood the solemnity of the occasion.

"Do you know what the word 'oath' means?" asks the judge.

"Sure do," says the witness. "Oath means if I swear to a lie, I gotta stick with it."