Why was the eagle in handcuffs?
The police thought he was a flight risk!
Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"
A manager announces to his staff, “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!”
A voice in the background says, “I’m offering 200!”
Why do you pronounce “queue” as “q”?
Because the other letters are waiting in line.