Past Winners

After his mother yelled at little Johnny, he retaliated, "Don't shout at me! I am not dad!"

Why do humming birds hum?

Because they forgot the words.

I don’t think George Clooney has a bathroom mirror...

He just has a note taped to the wall that says, “Don’t worry about it.”

Guy tells his wife: For your birthday, how about a new car?

Wife: No.

Guy: How about a new boat?

Wife: No.

Guy: Well then, what do you want?

Wife: I want a divorce.

Guy: I wasn’t planning on spending that much money.