Past Winners

Remember when everyone had diaries and got mad when someone read them?

Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when they don't!

My wife called. She said, "The two kids want you to take them bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema."

"It's either one or the other," I said. "Otherwise it's too expensive."

"OK" she replied. "Which one do you prefer?"

I said, "David!"

My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.

We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.

Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale.

Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.