Past Winners

Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam!

If more than one mouse is mice...

Does that mean more than one spouse is spice?

During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches. During one particularly long-winded lecture, my new friend drew a # sign on a cocktail napkin. Elated, I wrote down my phone number.

Looking startled for a moment, he drew another # sign, this time adding an X to the upper-left-hand corner.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a major emergency...

Even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting!