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The only letters she knows in the alphabet are K, F, C!
Tom tried to calm himself down in the middle of a severe argument with his wife Jany. He said to her, “Let us not fight any more. We should try to sort this out in a level-headed manner.”
Fuming with anger, Jany replied, “No. Whenever we try to sort things out in a level-headed manner, I lose!”
Teacher: "What's the difference between 'He cleans the plate' and 'The plate is cleaned by him'?"
Student: "In first sentence he is not married, but in second sentence he is married!"
After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it.
His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, "Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant."
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