What happened when Lee ate raw onions for a week?
He became Lone Lee...
Jenny: "That's a really cool tattoo. dude!"
Jimmy: "Thanks, I got it from my Doctor."
Jenny: "Your doctor?"
Jimmy: "Yeah... he does this on the side to pay the bills and also holds a Ph.D. in Psychology."
Jenny: "Great, so not only does he get into your head, but he also gets under your skin!"
How is a cat like a coin?
It has a head on one side and a tail on the other!
What dog says “meow”?
A police dog working undercover.