Past Winners

Two friends were at a bookstore perusing through the nonfiction section.

Friend 1: "Oh my goodness, they have this book! It’s a really great book. I highly recommend it."

Friend 2: "Really? What’s it about?"

Friend 1: "Oh, about 357 pages."

Question: What do you call a frog that hops and jumps from one lily pad to the next?

Answer: A Leap Frog!

Three farmers chat. The first one tells, "I have grown such a big apple that when I put it on a chair, it broke down."

The second one says, "I have grown an even bigger apple! When I put it on a table, it broke."

The third one says, "I grew an extremely big apple. I put it in a carriage..."

The two farmers interrupt, "Did it break???"

"No, a worm got out of it and ate the horse!"

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!