Past Winners

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.

I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"

Six couples got up and quickly left.

How do you put a baby alien to bed?

You rocket to sleep.

Why did the singer climb the ladder?

To reach the high notes.

Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Scarecrow, and The Cowardly Lion are all playing high stakes Texas Hold’em in Oz.

After a few hours, when it came to betting the antes, The Scarecrow turns to Dorothy and says, “Dorothy, we all put up our antes. Where’s your ante?”

Dorothy quickly replied, “I’ve already told you. My auntie’s in Kansas!”