A quote from an interview with the Operations Manager of a growing company. The journalist asks, "So how many employees are working in your company?"
The manager replies, "Approximately half of them..."
"Why are you adding cactus to our salad?"
"I heard that cactus stores water in its stem. So I decided to add cactus to make a mouth watering salad."
Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a short-cut!
Why is the nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter!