Two Irish men walk out of a bar...
...hey it could happen!
Jose was chatting with his friend Pablo. He said to Pablo, “My wife is a BIG spendthrift. She keeps asking me for more and more money every week.”
Pablo asked, “But what does she spend all that money on?”
Jose replied, “Who knows, I never give her any money.”
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
"Thank you, I'll just have a slither."
Where do fish go on vacation?
To Finland!