Past Winners

I got fired from my job as a taxi driver...

It turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried to go the extra mile.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet!

It was a couple's tenth wedding anniversary. The wife offered her husband a cup of coffee and went in to fetch some snacks. As she offered him snacks, he asked, "Where's your cup of coffee?"

She replied, "You work hard for us and you make me happy! So you deserve this cup of coffee."

The husband held her hands and said, "You have been the driving force behind me. You are my inspiration. Whatever I am today, it's only because, you have been beside me all the time. So you deserve this coffee and thanks for all your love!"

He handed her the cup. She sipped the coffee, very much moved by her husband's words. Their maid who witnessed all this, came up to the man the next day and said, "Sir, you are an ideal husband. It's your love for your wife that makes your marriage stronger."

The husband understood and said, "Yeah, it's love, but the coffee she made was really disgusting and I couldn't say no. So had to give it back to her."

Friend 1: My mother thinks I am very bright.

Friend 2: Did she say so?

Friend 1: No, but she keeps calling me "SUN".