Shirts get dirty, underwear gets dirty, socks get dirty, but PANTS?
PANTS never get dirty and you can wear them forever!
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.
Sincerely,
The Opportunist
Patient: "Doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation."
Doctor: "Don't worry. Mine too."
Today I came across my old password...
Who was walking down the streets with her husband and her baby.