Past Winners

What do you call a bee that comes from America?

A USB!

A student writes his answers as:
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Below it he then writes: Answers are written in barcode to protect them from being copied.

"I love you" is a mathematical function where, 'I love' is the constant and 'you' is the variable...

And marriage inverts the function, where "you" becomes the constant, "i love" becomes the variable.

Newspaper Ad:

"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."