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Favorite this joke What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
"You’re purrr-fect for me!"
As the herd of cows were traveling, one of them was falling behind.
She shouted out to the others that she could not run any faster.
She shouted, "Slow down, my calves are killing me!"
How does someone actually break out into a "cold sweat"?
Doing Pilates in a Meat Locker?
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.
The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.
"Yes," she replied. "Please tell him Mother didn't come after all."
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