Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters the same names?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
What do you call a person wearing ear plugs?
Anything you want. They can't hear you.
Wife: "I wish I were Juliet, and I had a Romeo..."
Husband: "If you would have been Juliet, I don't think Romeo would've chosen to die."
Where do vehicles go during the summer?
To the carpool!