Past Winners

A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.

Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.

Man: "Sure, no problem."

The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but continues working. After a while, he can't take it anymore.

Clerk: "Why are you sticking so close to me?"

Man: "I'm only doing what the sign outside your door says."

Clerk: "And what is that, may I ask?"

Man: "It says, 'Watch Repairs.'"

Patient: "I'm having a problem with my eyes. I see something from far but then when I get there, there's nothing. It's gone."

Doctor: "It's a new disease. It's called ASRD syndrome."

Patient: "ASRD?"

Doctor: "It stands for 'Annual Salary Revision Deficiency' syndrome."

What do cows listen to on their headphones?

Moo-sic!

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Abraham Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln who?

Wait! You don’t know who Abraham Lincoln is?