Why shouldn't you tell jokes to an egg?
Because it may crack up!
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun...
But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
“I am hungary.”
“Maybe you should czech the fridge.”
“I’m russian to the kitchen.”
“Is there any turkey?”
“We have some, but it’s covered in greece”
“Ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”