Past Winners

What is the healthiest insect?

A vitamin bee!

I was playing badminton.

So I took some classes and they are paying off.

Now, I play goodminton.

What does one wildebeest say to another wildebeest say at the beginning of each year?

“Happy Gnu Year!”

A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

His wife says, "Take half and leave you."

The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!"