Past Winners

April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the class to wear loose fitting clothing to the class.

"Honey," the lady replied, "if I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't be signing up for an exercise class."

"Is there such a thing as 'unguided' missiles?”

"What would you like for your birthday?"

"Nothing would make me happier than a guitar!"

"Great, I'll get you nothing then."

Boy: "How old are you?"

Girl: "I'm not saying. You know, you shouldn't ask a girl her age."

Boy: "Oh, okay. By the way, what's your email address?"

Girl: "It's suzie1993@gmail.com, why?"