Past Winners

Nurse: "Doctor, doctor! The man you've just treated collapsed on the front step! What should I do?"

Doctor: "Turn him around, so it looks like he was just arriving!"

Studies have shown that married men live longer than single men...

So if you want a longer life, and a slower death, just get married.

"When is it bad luck to see a black cat?"

"When you're a mouse???"

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash?

Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use these clothes.

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

And that's when the fight started....