Past Winners

What does a tree drink?

Root beer.

Which race has no running?

A swimming race.

The height of bad luck...

Your battery is at 2% and you see your boss upload pictures of himself and his family...

Wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs"...

Just as your battery runs out.

Why do clowns hold books they read very close to their faces?

So their noses are well red!