What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out!
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"
The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”
My uncle, a courtroom artist, was arrested last night.
At this posting, details are sketchy.
My wife asked me before going to the hairdressers, "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?"
"A power cut" was apparently the wrong answer.