Past Winners

I wanted to do a pun on Sodium, but Na.....

"I'll have an H2O," says the first.

"I'll have an H2O too," says the second.

The second man dies.

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?

When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

Mother and daughter are having a bonding moment.

Daughter: Mommy can you differentiate the words terrible and horrible for me?

Mother: Sure dear. Remember when we went to the beach last week?

Daughter: Yes I remember.

Mother: While swimming, your dad was caught by rip current.

Daughter: Oh, that's terrible!

Mother: That's right.

Daughter: Mommy, what about horrible?

Mother: The wave brought him back to shore.