Past Winners

I took my seven year old son to the zoo today. We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.

“What did you just call it?” I asked.

“It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.

A robber walked into a music store and then everybody got down!

Why are buildings called buildings? Shouldn't they be called builts?

A cop pulls over a lady for speeding and gives her a ticket saying, "That's $150 and two points."

"Two points? What do I do with the points?" she asks.

"Well," says the cop, "when you get twelve, you get a bike!"