food jokes

I bought fresh bread at the bakery this morning.

CIABATTA?

No, it was a fixed price!

Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"No, it's not," he replied. "Your neighbor forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner."

Did you see the cereal box and the fruit punch?

Now that’s what I call a food fight.