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Favorite this joke One morning my wife asked our four-year-old son, Jud, what he wanted for breakfast.
”Soup,” he said.
“Son, we don’t eat soup for breakfast. We eat soup for lunch. So what would you like for breakfast?”
“Lunch,” he replied.
Father: “Son, you’ve been looking skinny lately, you should eat more food.”
Son responds swiftly by going to a fast food restaurant, planning to order a hefty amount of food.
Son to cashier: “Let me get three double bacon cheeseburgers, two large shakes, and four medium fries.”
Cashier: “Will that be all?”
Son: “Will that be all? Do you realize how much food I just ordered? First my father thinks I don’t eat enough, now you?”
Cashier: “Can I get you anything else today?”
Son: “You know this is unbelievable, I’m really making an effort here!”
Cashier: “Would you like to see our specials?”
A boy was sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sat down next to him and said, “Eating so much chocolate isn’t good for you boy.”
The boy answered, “My grandfather died when he was 112 years old.”
The man asked, “Do you think he lived so long because he was eating lots of chocolate?”
The boy answered, “He lived so long because he minded his own business.”
Why is it when I eat a 2 oz chocolate bar, I always gain a pound...
But when I choose NOT to eat the same bar, I don't lose a pound???
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