food jokes

How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

Put a lox on it!

What do you do when you receive really, really slow restaurant service?

You call the restaurant and ask if they deliver to TABLE #16.

A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef, "Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there."

"Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!"