"I lost twenty pounds in one day."
"How did you do that?"
"I left my lunch on the bus."
Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
To make ends meat.
Top researchers determined that cutting out beans, tomatoes and peppers will dramatically improve your diet...
That is how I determined that top researchers hate chili!
What is the shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Peach Cobbler.