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Scrambled or Hard Boiled?
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"What have you had for breakfast?" I asked my wife on the first day of her diet.

"Eggs," she said.

"Scrambled or hard boiled?" I asked.

"No, Cadbury Creme," she replied.

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posted by "alexander" |
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For the Tastebuds
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What sweet confection might professional boxers enjoy most?

Pound Cake.

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Green and Red
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When do you stop at green and go at red?

When you are eating a watermelon.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Food for Thought
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Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But smoking bacon will cure it!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |