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Embarrassed Tomato
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Why were the tomatoes in the fridge embarrassed?

They saw the salad dressing.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Fries With That Order
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I placed an order for fries at my local fast food establishment.

Then, before completing the order, the counter person asked, "Would you like fries with that order?"

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Clean Glass
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

1st customer: "I'll have tea."

2nd customer: "Me, too - and please make sure the glass is clean."

(The waiter exits, returns.)

Waiter: "Two teas. Who asked for the clean glass?"

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Good News!
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The news today has wonderful information...

Dark Chocolate is good for your health and romaine lettuce is not.

I've been waiting for this all my life!

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posted by "catlover" |