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Ugly Codfish
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Overheard at my local fish market...

Fussy Patron: “I don’t like the looks of that codfish.”

Market Manager: “Well, if you want looks, why don’t you buy a gold fish?”

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posted by "maryjones" |
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French Fish
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Don't eat the French Fish...

It's Poisson!!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Hey Waiter
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”Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!”

”Keep it down, sir, or everyone will want one.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Take A Dip
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Dance instructor says, "Everyone get in line and we will get started learning the salsa!"

Me, hiding a bag of tortilla chips, “I think there’s been a misunderstanding..."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |