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Favorite this joke Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup."
They summoned a waiter to complain.
Their waiters looked at the menu. Then he threw it down and yelled to the owner in the kitchen, "Hey, the printers forgot to translate the menu into French again!"
"I got a joke for you!"
"Alright, let's hear it."
"What is a snowman's favorite dessert?"
"What?"
"Icing!"
"Yeesh... that takes the cake for worst joke on this site!"
Me: "Can I have a pizza with liver and onions?"
Pizza Place: "We don't do liver."
Me To Wife: "I thought you said they do liver?"
Wife: "I was told they do deliver."
Me: "Not according to this guy."
Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.
That night, the phone rang during dinner, and a guest volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out?"
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