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Favorite this joke The meal in the restaurant was awful. The diner asked to see the manager. When the manager came, the diner said, “I want to compliment you on your very clean kitchen.”
“Clean kitchen?” the manager asked. “Have you seen our kitchen?”
“No,” the diner replied. “But it must be clean because all the food tastes like soap.”
French Chef: How do our French dishes compare with your American ones?
Tourist: They break just as easily.
A tomato family is walking down the road.
Baby tomato falls behind.
Daddy tomato goes back and smacks him on the back of the head and says, “Ketchup!"
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
A head of cabbage.
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