food jokes

A French Chef had always been interested in Magic. So he went to a Convention of Magicians.

He was attempting a card trick where he had to palm a card to make it disappear, but could not do it without making it obvious.

So he went over to a professional magician and said, "What am I doing wrong with this card trick?

"It's simple," said the pro. "You have Palm Fritz."

The little boy scurried into the mom & pop grocery store with a worried look on his face, handing the clerk a dollar bill.

"What’s this for, sonny?"

"Momma says all she wants is peas and quiet... do you have that?"