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Favorite this joke Top ways high egg prices are changing the world:
Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells.
Eggs are now considered too good to scramble.
"Laying an egg" is now a compliment.
People are starting to ask for a cost-of-mayo raise.
You can have a steak. Or, for $2 more, an egg salad sandwich.
My wife asked me to remind her to get ice cream for a pie we had on the way home.
I immediately bellowed, "REMEMBERRRRRR THEEE AALLAMOOODE!!!"
After a diner had finished his meal at a restaurant, the waiter brought him the bill, which read,
Omelete: $2.00
Tea: $.50
Take this back," the diner said, "And rewrite it as omelette with two T's." The waiter obliges, as he takes the bill and leaves. A few moments later, he returns with a new bill, reading:
Omelete: $2.00
2 teas: $1.00
A diner at a restaurant is becoming very impatient with his slow waiter. "Excuse me," he says to the waiter as he passes by. "Have you been to the zoo?"
"Why no," the waiter replies.
"Well, you might enjoy it," the diner replies. "You'd get a real charge out of watching the sloths dash around."
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